You know how you confirm that you're fully absorbed in motherhood? You get SO focused on the intricacies of A's bedtime routine and encouraging him to drift off to la-la land with as little conflict/parental involvement as possible so you can get enough sleep to function like a normal human being for a change that you TOTALLY FORGET AMERICAN IDOL IS ON. FOR THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW. Tragic. Weep for me, internet.
19 hours ago