things that are NOT fun at 3 in the morning:
-not sleeping because your baby is screaming so loud (for the third time tonight) that you're sure the neighbors are about to call the cops
-bickering with your dear beloved husband about how to handle this screaming baby because you're both so exhausted and frustrated you can't think straight, much less recall the approximately 83 "rules" from your sleep training book
-screaming continuing for 90 minutes with only a 10 second break here and there when he thinks you might cave and give him a bottle
-screaming baby pulling your hair and clawing your face and seeming intent on causing you bodily harm for being such a terrible awful parent who thinks something like sleep is a good idea
-finally caving and giving this kid a bottle even though he certainly does NOT need another bottle because otherwise you're pretty sure you are never ever ever going to get even 4 minutes of sleep
-followed by what actually feels like 4 minutes of sleep
-followed by more screaming so loud you're sure the neighbors are calling their Realtor.
-repeat, repeat, repeat
He is so lucky he's cute and happy and fantastically well behaved during daylight hours. So lucky.