When choosing a Mother's Day card to give to your wife from your baby, look for cartoonish baby animals hugging their cartoonish animal mommies, look for childish hearts in Crayola shades. But whatever you do, as pretty as a card may look at first glance, read it carefully before purchasing. Otherwise, your child may unknowingly give mommy a card more suited for a 40 year old man to give to his recently widowed old lady mother. Or his mother who is dying. Or just lost her beloved poodle. Or is just really, really sad.
Not that anyone I know made that mistake. Nope, not my J.