Tuesday, May 12, 2009

note to husbands

When choosing a Mother's Day card to give to your wife from your baby, look for cartoonish baby animals hugging their cartoonish animal mommies, look for childish hearts in Crayola shades.  But whatever you do, as pretty as a card may look at first glance, read it carefully before purchasing.  Otherwise, your child may unknowingly give mommy a card more suited for a 40 year old man to give to his recently widowed old lady mother.  Or his mother who is dying.  Or just lost her beloved poodle.  Or is just really, really sad.
 
Not that anyone I know made that mistake.  Nope, not my J.

10 comments:

Anne said...

Can you add to your post... Husbands, actually pick out a card? Thanks.

Barbara said...

OMG, I laughed so hard when I read that card.

Sara said...

roflmao! Go J!!

Cari said...

So. Freakin. Hilarious. I really wish I could've been a fly on the wall when you opened that!

Crystal said...

Tears rolling down my face.

Does your husband know how to read? Test him, just to be sure.

Little Moon Photography said...

Holy crap, I'm seriously cackling here. That is the funniest thing ever. Poor clueless J and his sweet gesture. lol

Candice said...

Hilarious!!! Are you sure it wasn't a joke???!

brittany said...

WOW! you certainly know how to pick em! that's priceless!

Simply Complex said...

Heh...

Lisa said...

omg! that is too funny. your first mother's day, too!