2. If you're missing your cell phone, check the back yard under the grill. Because really, why wouldn't your cell phone be in the backyard under the grill? I don't know whether to blame the child or the cats or my increasingly absentminded self...but I'm happy to report that despite baking in the 400 degree heat of our back patio for goodness knows how long, it still works.
3. If your kid refuses to let you clothe him OR smooth down the faux hawk he's rocking after a dip in the backyard (super klassy blow up) pool, let him be. He looks pretty cute as-is.