A helpful fashion PSA for the menfolk. Who probably aren't reading this thing I call my blog. But still. Here you go, from my heart to yours:
No grownass man should ever, ever, EVER wear a Sponge Bob Square Pants hat. And this wasn't a one-time thing, people, because I saw this same guy last week at the same park in the same SBSP hat, just a'sittin there yelling at his wife from that there park bench while she tried to play with their kid and he wanted her to GO GETTA SAMMICH FOR HIM, DAMNIT. I mean. It's just like. I can't even. Can you see it? Does it make you want to cry, too?
You like my sneaky photog skills? Vivian's all like "MOTHER, I will have no part in this snark!"
You're welcome, menfolk.