But I mean, really? What else is a mom to do? I don't have a nanny for each kid and cat like the RHOBHs, my kids wake up too early for me to rise before them to primp, and precious as they may be - I surely don't have those pretend unicorn kind of kids who will sit patiently reading their bibles and penning letters to grandma while I blow dry my hair and pluck my stray brows (but they will tip the Culligan water thing over and/or crawl into the fireplace). So, I shower at night and do the standby 10 minute routine by morn, then I pat myself on the back for even bothering with the mascara and we go. Because even the leggings-hoodie-halfass hair-concealer-mascara-slip on shoes thing? Serious commitment to the anti-total-frump movement. I'll allow some frump in the form of leggings I wear at least twice before washing .... but I'm not giving up my damn mascara, yall.
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