MONDAY! MONDAY! OMG IT'S MONDAY! I LOVE MONDAY!
Guess what? Are you guessing? Are you? ARE YOU ARE YOU ARE YOU? So this morning, when I left my kids home with the visiting Mimi and took my laptop to a coffee shop to work and the barista was like "3 shots okay?" I might have kinda sorta been distracted by FB on my iPhone so I was all "uh huh, 3, okay, good" and then I drank my coffee real fast like and now I CAN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT and my hands they are SHAKING. What does that even MEAN, 3 shots? Of what? What did she put in this thing? I'm so AWAKE! I'm so ALIVE! I'm so GLAD the kids aren't with me because I don't even think I could drive them around in good conscience because WOO HOOOOO COFFEE OMG WOW!
Back to work. I'm a MACHINE.
I think I'll be staying at this coffee shop until I sober up. Tomorrow afternoonish. Good luck to you, Mimi.
Here. iPhone photos whateverthehell.
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