WHY ARE TODDLERS SO INSANE?
ARE THEY IN KINDERGARTEN YET?
DOES ANYONE DELIVER WINE?
(Just kidding. I'm not ready for my babies to leave me for kindergarten. But I would take on a part time nanny, if I were to find one who would work for free. And who wasn't Swedish and/or prettier than me. And I wasn't kidding about the insanity. Or the wine. I don't kid about wine.)
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Omg! I nearly died after reading about the hand sanitizer puking episode and now flushed pajamas!? If it's any consolation, my older brother once flushed a stalk of celery down our commode. My dad literally had to take the throne off the floor and STICK HIS HANDS IN THERE to get it out.
$66. Money well spent imho.
I would love to be on the receiving end of a wine-home-delivery service. Kind of like getting roses delivered, but a frajillion times better.
Oh man! You deserve it! Hopefully J is smart enough to not come home empty handed after a day like that! :)
Your kids are...a handful! Thank God they're both so cute!!!
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