Jake and the Neverland Pirates are a popular gang around these parts lately. Sometimes, my requests for assistance/clean up/general cooperation will be responded to with "aye aye, captain mommy!" When Anderson did something naughty last week (just once, HAHAHA) Vivi goes "you're like Captain Hook!" And this morning, Anderson wanted a pirate patch. I was busy, dusting wood blinds that hadn't been dusted since .... um, full disclosure: ever in our ownership. Ew. I told him to go ask daddy. (Which, honestly, is what I say all day Sunday. Go ask daddy! Daddy will help! Where's your daddy? GO FIND YOUR DADDY!") I was envisioning the two of them motor skilling away with construction paper, crayons, Elmer's glue holding strings fashioned as a head band ....
Two minutes later, he came back into the room with this going on.