Thursday, July 11, 2013

scalped

I'm glad he didn't hurt himself.  (Ain't nobody got time for an ER trip.)

I'm equally glad he didn't do this to his sister.  (Because then, BOARDING SCHOOL.)

I'd be even MORE glad if J hadn't been working late last night, if I hadn't been exhausted by a long day of "no" and "time out" and "OMG I SAID NO" and struggling to get three overtired, overheated kids to bed on my own, if I hadn't forgotten the ^&*%$#@ scissor on the bathroom countertop, if he hadn't done THIS to his perfectly summer blonde, perfectly wavy head of hair:

Kids do these things.  It will grow back.  I'll learn to love (uh, tolerate?) the buzz cut I'm giving him after school.  And yeah, I sent him to school like that.  Walk of shame, baby.  Walk.  Of.  Shame.

7 comments:

Anne said...

Did he start buzzing it himself somehow? He really hacked that up. Sad face, Anderson.

Caroline Cameron said...

Oh, am so sorry for laughing. But this is heelarious. And thanks for the post - nice to hear from you!

MBRox said...

Tee hee! Walk of shame!

Melissa said...

love it! it's summer, just buzz it off. he's still dashingly handsome

Lena said...

That face!

Jenn P said...

I'm sorry for laughing...he is just too cute!

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Jenn P said...

ok, I need to go to bed. when trying to publish the last comment, and entered the "please prove you're not a robot text"....but instead of hitting publish comment each time, I kept hitting the little botton that gave me new words to type. I just tried typing the words 13 times and was so pissed. thought I was going blind. bedtime!

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